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Favorite quotes of the Customer Service representative at TMwait Slowmyx / TMnerd Shitmyx

• "We will assign a contracter to your place to look into the matter by tomorrow(in fact a week)."
• (if u r using external ADSL modem)"Is the light of the ADSL light blinking of off??"
• "Windows XP firewall make your slow koneksion"
• "What is the error code shown? If u using router, please try manual konek and call us again."
• "Please turn your modem upside down and try again"
• "Please unplug your network cable and turn it around and plug it back in" (Witchcraft lah, just stand up and turn around 3 times, your internet will be aaalrite!)
• "What version of Windows are you using?" (If it ain't WinXP, fuxx you, we do not support Mac, Win2k or Linux)
• "Please unplug your microfilter and plug the modem wire directly into the wall socket" (I can hear the pages flipping, she's either reading Kosmo! or from a frickin' manual, which I can also do, and Fuxx You very much, I already tried, my microfilter is brand new)
• "You must plug your SATA modem to the IDE floppy disk and put your USB monitor to the 2-socket plug. Then only can you turn on the 30-Amp power to your Acer.
• "I tak tahu..." / "Saya don't know..."
• " "Currently, we have no service distruption in malaysia" <--- a good reply when international cable breakdown. Stupid Customer service dont even know.
• " Nonit talk so much la..... Let me make report for u. U take the report number and keep quiet... Wait for technician to come( if he remembers).. Bye.... tooo..tooo..
• " Now restart your comp....
• " Uninstall and then reinstall the network driver. That didn't work for you? What you don't have your original disks? No problem, use this web site... what do you mean you have no Internet without the driver? Are you trying to question me?"
• "Please reinstall your modem"(driver)
• " I am sorry, our support does not cover that. Try calling the company that made your computer or Microsoft. (I have no idea what you are talking about and my script does not cover these sorts of things. Rather than tell you I have no talent, I am instead telling you to go somewhere else and passing the buck to them. Yet I know they also have help desks in Malaysia so I am phoning them ahead to warn them about you. You are so fuxxored.)
• "Talk talk talk... Please wait while all our staffs are engaged on line...(Stupid tmnut song plays... played over and over hundred of times.. then, line disconnected" - This happened when all the staffs went to minum kopi, lepak, talk cock ...etc watever and refused to answer the phone because they know they can't do anything other than saying "Please wait while our technical workers are currently fixing the problemss"
• "Huh ?"
• "Cannot... cannot" -TMNET customer service on speaking to your supervisor
• "Tomorrow you come lah... to tmnet center" -TMNET customer service typical panics
• An official reply via email from their customer service: "Send email with details can ? We no receive your email at all." Same email recycle until customers give up.
• "Suh... you made no payments" -on the bill you payed 3 months ago, now they're threating to block your connection
• "Oh unplug your cable lah, then you squeeze squeeze should be ok adiiiiii!!!"
• "Slow? I think you should upgrade to Slowmyx 1 Meg. How much you are paying now? Just add little bit only ma."
• "Unplug your telephone line, rub it towards your breast, let the telephone line gets high, then plug back in ur asshole. I'm 100% u can use ur internet to see BOGEL INTERNET."
• First time calling: "We need three working days to solve this problem." Call after three days: "We need three working days to solve this problem." and continue the process.
• Huh????Our connection is the fastest among the Asia...u still wan to complain.....our 1kbps speed is faster than a Porches 911...

How many TMnutters/TMwaiters it takes to change a light bulb ?

All of them, and the everyone of them has the chances to hold the light bulb for 5 seconds - 5 days (depends on company ranks) 99.99999% of the time the light bulb will be missing then they will "Huh ?" every time someone mentions it.

2011~

非常特别的2010最后一天
我去了Desa Park City的Waterfront当小丑(那个地方超级超级超级夸张漂亮！！！！）
虽然非常累，但是我非常非常开心~~~~~~
我绑气球绑到我手软><
我感觉这次我进步了~我都有和小朋友玩~看到他们的笑容是我最高兴的事情~
被人叫uncle我都愿意~~~
这次有一个超夸张的小孩，我不知道怎样反应过来=.=
有时候有些小孩会说：uncle clown~我要rabbit~~"
然后我就说"rabbit 我不会小狗也很可爱~~~“然后就给她小狗
突然有一个小男孩说：i wan zebra.........
walao>< 什么来的哦？？？？？？我完全不知道怎样办~哈哈哈~~
可是有时候还是太多人了，来不及做完给他们我就走了T___T
哈哈~
然后最后countdown~~~
当着小丑我变得不怕人群不怕spray
哈哈~
最后终于看到烟花~~我的感想是：wa......原来烟花是3D的....hahaha~~

 

祝大家新年快乐~~~happy new year~~~~~